Earthlings, unite. Kudzu is climbing all over the South.
Here it is devouring Dockery Farms in Cleveland. MS.
Here it is pulsing in a parody.
Here it is torturing Tennessee.
What can we do to protect ourselves?
I'm excited about the prospect of kudzu turned biofuel,
but most of us can't help with that plan.
Sharpen your knives and put on your climbing gear.
It's time to hunt and gather.
Here are some kudzu recipes for you to try.
Don't eat the kudzu that's been hit with herbicide.
The tender leaves and blossoms are what you're after.
And if you make that kudzu jelly, I sure would like a taste.
Open wide, America!
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