If your ladies are in a similar state, you will need 4 black buttons, a tube of Liquid Nails, one chopstick or cotton swab, painter's tape and the spray paint of your choice. And a dry day.
First, plant the pair somewhere that a little runaway spray paint won't ruin your perfectly manicured lawn. Wipe them down with soap and water. Let them drip dry for a bit, and then massage them with a dry paper towel.
Meanwhile, get the eyes ready. I put my black buttons on top of some flat abalone shell buttons. Yes, they are delicate, and I imagine I'll have to replace them soon. It's okay. This is where the Liquid Nails comes in. A spare chopstick will help keep it from adhering to your skin...mostly. Please read all of the warnings before using it. Also, keep it away from children.
Next, tape off their beaks with the painter's tape.
Shake your spray paint. Shake it some more.
Spray those birds.
Let them dry.
Let the eyes continue to set while you give the birds another coat.
Drying time again!
Remove the painter's tape.
Glue the eyes to your birds' eye sockets using the Liquid Nails.
Replant the pink ladies in a conspicuous location.